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Here are most of barts prank calls to moe. The part in bold is the episode name.
Some Enchanted Evening
Bart with Lisa and Maggie
Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here? Wait a minute...
Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!
Bart and Lisa laugh
Some Enchanted Evening
Bart with Lisa and Maggie
Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!
Marge picks up the extension and hears:
Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!
Homer's Odyssey
Bart with Lisa
Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely! Wait a minute...
Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
Bart and Lisa laugh
Moaning Lisa
Bart with Lisa
Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!
Oh, wait a minute...Jacques Strap
It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!
Bart laughs
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Bart with Lisa
Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! Oh, wait a minute...
Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
Bart and Lisa laugh
Principal Charming
Bart (in Principal Skinner's office)
Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!
Homer says "Don't look at me!"
Oh, no...
You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!
Skinner, on the other end of the line, says "You'll do what, young man?"
Blood Feud
Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!
Bart and Lisa laugh
Treehouse of Horror II
Bart with Mrs. Krabappel and one of the Sherri/Terri twins
Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
Oh, wait a minute...
Bart laughs; Mrs. Krabappel sees him and then laughs as well
Flaming Moe's Bart
Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
There is a Hugh Jass at Moe's; he takes the call
Bart-uhh hey, this is sorta a prank call that backfired
They both hang up
Hugh Jass-What a nice young fella
Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
Bart
Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Barney says "You sure do!"
Oh...it's you, isn't it?
Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!
Bart laughs
New Kid on the Block
Bart
Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
Barney says "Maybe your standards are too high!"
You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
Bart tells Moe his name is Jimbo Jones and gives his own address: Jimbo and Laura Powers are making out in Bart's living room
New Kid on the Block
Laura Powers with Bart
Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tankle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle!
Laura and Bart laugh
The PTA Disbands
This isn't at Moe's; Moe is taking over as the substitute teacher for Mrs. Krabappel's class during the strike
OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here". Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath?
The students in the classroom laugh
All right, settle down. Anita Bath here?
More laughs
All right, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks!
Still more laughs
Hey, what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh, I get it, I get it. It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it? Well, children, I can't help that!
Moe runs out of the classroom crying as Bart crosses Moe's name off of a list of what are now former substitute teachers
Homer the Smithers
Mr. Burns says "I'm looking for a Mr. Smithers, first name Wayland"
Oh, so, you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Wayland, is it?
Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!
Bart on the Road
(Homer) Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Eura
(Moe) Eura SNotball?
(Homer) What? How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!
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Who Does What Voice
Dan Castellaneta
Homer J Simpson
Grampa Simpson
Santa's Little Helper
Barney Gumble
Krusty The Clown
Groundskeeper Willie
Mayor Quimby
Hans Moleman
Sideshow Mel
Itchy
Arnie Pie
Kodos
Schott Christian
Louie
Bill
Ugolin
Cpt. Lance Murdock
Thomas Jefferson
Zombie Shakespere
Human Fly
Gary
Gremlin
Actor Homer
Actor Lisa
Freddy Quimby
Roger Myers
Leopoid
Luigi
George Washington
Etch
Kearney's Father
Poochie
Laddie
Julie Kavner
Marge Simpson
Patty
Selma
Jacqueline Bouvier
Aunt Gladys
Yeardley Smith
Lisa Simpson
Nancy Cartwright
Bart Simpson
Nelson
Todd Flanders
Ralph Wiggum
Kearney
Database
Kimmy
Hank Azaria
Apu
Moe
Cheif Wiggum
Comic Book Guy
Lou
Carl
Dr. Nick Riviera
Snake
Kirk Van Houten
Captain McCalister
Bumblebee Man
Superintendent Chalmers
Professor Frink
Cletus
Legs
Akira
Drederick Tatum
Bob Arnold
Fritz
Vet
House of Evil Shopkeeper
Gabbo
Doug
Dean Bobby PetersonBrad Goodman
G.I. Joe
Knightboat
Don Vittorio
Bruno Drundrige
Pet Store Man
Jericho
Shelbyvill Milhouse
Iggy Wiggum
Ox
Rick
Jimbo's Father
Dr. Foster
Ranger
Hippie
Frank Grimes
Harry Shearer
C. Montgomery Burns
Smithers
Ned Flanders
Pricipal Skinner
Otto
Reverend Lovejoy
Dr. Julius Hibbert
Kent Brockman
Jasper
Lenny
Eddie
Ranier Wolfcastle/Mcbain
Scratchy
Mr. Bouvier
Kang
Dr. Marvin Monroe
Herman
Mr. Largo
Marty
Dave Shutton
MJebediah Springfield
Dr. J. Pryor
Cesar
Bad Dream House
Smili'n Joe Fission
Hans
Woodrow
Nixon
Nigel
Ben
Kwi-E-Mart CEO
Birch Barlow
Godfrey Jones
George Bush
Sheldon Skinner
Dolph's Father
Marcia Wallace
Edna Krabappel
Russi Taylor
Martin Prince
Uter
Sherri
Terri
Lewis
Wendell
Pamela Hayden
Milhouse
Rod Flanders
Janey Powell
Dolph
Maria Dominquez
Ms. Pennycandy
Tattoo Annie
Malibu Stacy
Actor Marge
Ashley Grant
Ham
Tobias Drundrige
Susan
Cypress Creek Milhouse
"Lisa"
Tress Macneille
Jimbo
Dolph
Sunday School Teacher
Brandine
Agnes Skinner
Adil Hoxha
Millicent
Shelby
Pepi
Phillips
Nana Van Houten
Gavin
Barbara Bush
Evelyne Peters
Lester
Dean
Belle
Maggie Roswell
Maude Flanders
Helen Lovejoy
Miss Hoover
Mrs. Van Houten
Princess Kashmir
Mary Baily
Barbara Bush
Shary Bobbins
Doris Grau
Lunchlady Doris
Lurleen Lumpkin
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These are Homer’s Doh’s
...upon discovering that the extension cord for the Chirstmas lights is tangled
...after Bart pulls the fake beard off of his Santa suit.
...when he bangs his head on the door frame of Santa's Workshop.
...when bart says, "You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that?"
...as he tries to coax Bart out of his room.
...while the kids are misbehaving at the company picnic.
...after a ball hits him in the back of the head.
...upon discovering that he has crushed the flowers around his own house.
...in response to Marge's suggestion that the family move to a larger community
...after Homer identifies them as the worst family in town.
...after Lisa snatches a cupcake away from him.
...as he is pelted with water balloons (twice).
...when, after looking all over the house for his keys, he discovers that they are in the door.
...while getting beat up by Bart in aboxing video game.
...during a nightmare in which Bart beats him up.
...after his own echo tells him to shut up.
...when, after lamenting Bart's death, he finds out that his son is alive.
...after tasting a mouthful of bee-laden honey (twice)
...as he watches a football game before going to church.
...when a player fumbles.
...when he finds out that Patty and Selma are joining the family for dinner.
...when his lottery numbers are not picked.
...when he discovers that the picture of him dancing with Princess Kashmir is on display at Moe's.
...after he falls and is unable to get back up.
... after Marge tells him that Patty and Selma are coming over.
...after a videotape depicting him as a coward is shown in court.
...when Bart's vision returns and he asks for a TV in his room.
...when he realizes that he's out of tartar sauce.
...after Carl calls him "chrome dome".
...after smithers tells him that he has to deliver his speech in five minutes.
...when Marge tells him her plans for the evening.
...when Marge says he can't "wave [his] fanny" in public while sitting next to Mr. Burns.
...when he falls into the dugout.
...when he realizes that he's out of Duff.
...as his golf ball bounces out of the park.
...when Bart names his putter, "Mr. Putter."
...when Flanders sees bart meditating with his putter.
...when Homer's "'fraid not infinity" is beat by Flanders's "'fraid not infinity plus one."
...when he realizes that Flanders is not humiliated by having to wear his wife's best dress.
...when he realizes that Patty and Selma are at the door.
...after Patty and Selma comment that even a caveman could start a fire
...as he struggles to light the logs in the fireplace.
...as Lisa plays her saxophone loudly.
...after Skinner announces that the recital he is attending is the first in a series.
...after Bart makes an insincere promise.
...as he falls down Sringfield Gorge.
...upon learning that Marge is too busy to make prok chops.
...when Marge testifies that she doesn't think Dr. Nick is a real M.D.
...when he is told that his neatloaf will take eight seconds to cook.
...when the phone rings while he is taping his video to Maggie.
...when he sees Barney from the prison window.
...after Dr. Hibbert tells Marge that she's pregnant.
...when Principal Skinner calls about Bart.
...after realizing that he has introduced Patty as Selma to Skinner.
...when he is pulled over by a state trooper on the highway.
...when Santa's Little Helper rips up the sports section of the newpaper.
...when he realizes that Santa's Little Helper has run away.
...after Bart tells Marge that his Assassins sneakers cost .
...opon seeing that the family has disappeared just as he warns them not to get separated.
...as he is stuck in a waterslidie and hit by several kids.
...after all the channels broadcast the story about how he got stuck in the waterslide.
...when his stomach gurgles, just as he promises to start dieting.
...upon viewing Marge's nude painting of Mr. Burns.
...upon discovering that the extension cord for the Chirstmas lights is tangled
...after Bart pulls the fake beard off of his Santa suit.
...when he bangs his head on the door frame of Santa's Workshop.
...when bart says, "You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that?"
...as he tries to coax Bart out of his room. ...while the kids are misbehaving at the company picnic.
...after a ball hits him in the back of the head.
...upon discovering that he has crushed the flowers around his own house.
...in response to Marge's suggestion that the family move to a larger community
...after Homer identifies them as the worst family in town.
...after Lisa snatches a cupcake away from him.
...as he is pelted with water balloons (twice).
...when, after looking all over the house for his keys, he discovers that they are in the door.
...while getting beat up by Bart in a boxing video game.
...during a nightmare in which Bart beats him up.
...after his own echo tells him to shut up.
...when, after lamenting Bart's death, he finds out that his son is alive.
...after tasting a mouthful of bee-laden honey (twice)
...as he watches a football game before going to church.
...when a player fumbles.
...when he finds out that Patty and Selma are joining the family for dinner.
...when his lottery numbers are not picked.
...when he discovers that the picture of him dancing with Princess Kashmir is on display at Moe's.
...after he falls and is unable to get back up. ... after Marge tells him that Patty and Selma are coming over.
...after a videotape depicting him as a coward is shown in court.
...when Bart's vision returns and he asks for a TV in his room.
...when he realizes that he's out of tartar sauce.
...after Carl calls him "chrome dome".
...after smithers tells him that he has to deliver his speech in five minutes.
...when Marge tells him her plans for the evening.
...when Marge says he can't "wave [his] fanny" in public while sitting next to Mr. Burns.
...when he falls into the dugout.
...when he realizes that he's out of Duff.
...as his golf ball bounces out of the park.
...when Bart names his putter, "Mr. Putter."
...when Flanders sees bart meditating with his putter.
...when Homer's "'fraid not infinity" is beat by Flanders's "'fraid not infinity plus one."
...when he realizes that Flanders is not humiliated by having to wear his wife's best dress.
...when he realizes that Patty and Selma are at the door.
...after Patty and Selma comment that even a caveman could start a fire
...as he struggles to light the logs in the fireplace.
...as Lisa plays her saxophone loudly.
...after Skinner announces that the recital he is attending is the first in a series.
...after Bart makes an insincere promise.
...as he falls down Sringfield Gorge.
...upon learning that Marge is too busy to make prok chops.
...when Marge testifies that she doesn't think Dr. Nick is a real M.D.
...when he is told that his neatloaf will take eight seconds to cook.
...when the phone rings while he is taping his video to Maggie.
...when he sees Barney from the prison window.
...after Dr. Hibbert tells Marge that she's pregnant.
...when Principal Skinner calls about Bart.
...after realizing that he has introduced Patty as Selma to Skinner.
...when he is pulled over by a state trooper on the highway.
...when Santa's Little Helper rips up the sports section of the newpaper.
...when he realizes that Santa's Little Helper has run away.
...after Bart tells Marge that his Assassins sneakers cost .
...opon seeing that the family has disappeared just as he warns them not to get separated.
...as he is stuck in a waterslidie and hit by several kids.
...after all the channels broadcast the story about how he got stuck in the waterslide.
...when his stomach gurgles, just as he promises to start dieting.
...upon viewing Marge's nude painting of Mr. Burns.
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